mattyolmes
9:17 Sat Jan 11
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Tell the clever ones they're pretty and the pretty ones they're clever.
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Sniper
7:06 Sat Jan 11
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Never try to outwit an idiot - they’ll just reduce the argument down to their own level and then beat you at their own game
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Briano
6:53 Sat Jan 11
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Best advice I ever had was in Algeria
Never say to the man who is carrying you on his shoulder
'Your hair smells'
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Stubbo
6:40 Sat Jan 11
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The few I try and follow are:
- when you're at the end of things, no one looks back and wishes theyd spend more time in the office (so work to live)
- always respect yourself. If you don't, why should anyone else.
- treat other people the way you would wish to be treated.
And one I've added recently:
- Dont let your kids do anything that would make you dislike them (either when viewed as ypur own, or as if they they were someone else's in your presence)
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Lord Brampton
6:26 Sat Jan 11
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Knowing the answer isn't important, it's knowing how to find out what the answer is.
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zico
6:25 Sat Jan 11
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Not sure of the best but the worst was my late dad advising me to follow West Ham!!!!!
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Chigwell
5:43 Sat Jan 11
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When appearing in court:
Stand up
Speak up
Shut up
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lowermarshhammer
5:11 Sat Jan 11
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"Make sure you can stop at the yellows if you want to."
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On The Ball
4:48 Sat Jan 11
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My West Ham season ticket holding history teacher told me "You can't win a raffle if you don't buy a ticket". I love that.
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Bungo
4:13 Sat Jan 11
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Shit.......... Shinola.
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Dicko75
3:46 Sat Jan 11
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Never eat yellow snow
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Northern Sold
3:35 Sat Jan 11
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My Grandad's advice to retire as early as you possibly can...
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